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non veg Shayari in Hindi
 

 
 
 
 
sex guru ne arz kiya hai: na chodo kisi ko itna; ki uske choot tumhaari kamjori ban jaaye; usse chodo kuchh is tarah; ki tumhaare land uske liye zaroori ban jaaye!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
agar ho marji se sex to paap nahin hota; agar ho kunvaari se sex to uska jawaab nahin hota; par dost kabhi bina condom ke mat chodna; kyon ki khade land ka dimaag nahin hota.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
raat hogi to condom bhi duhai dega; taango ke beech saara jahaan dikhai dega; ye kaam jara sambhalkar karna; ek katra bhi gira to 9 month baad sunai dega.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
dhoti ne kaha paizaame se; hum dono bane hain dhaage se; fark to sirf itna hai ki; main khulta hoon peeche se aur; tum khulte ho aage se.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
dukhi aashiq ki shayari gareebi ka aalam kuchh is tarah hai mere yaar; dost bhi gaandu hain, phir bhi ham gaand ko taraste hain
 
 
 
 
 

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hamne to wafa ki thi, pr usne hi dil toda mera; phir ek din usne msg kiya, yaad aati hai kya? hamne bhi likh diya lauda mera!
 
 
 
 
non veg Shayari in Hindi
 
 
 
 
 
pata nahin kitno ke daba dabaakar size 32 se 36 kar diya aur ye gharvaale kahte hai ham kaamchor hai
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
dost – hastmaithun kya hai ? mai – apne hi land ko chutiya banaana
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
arz kiya hai… rajvaade mein ud rahe hain ghode, rajvaade mein ud rahe hain ghode… dhyaan se kya padh raha hai be laude#? kabhi dekha hai kya udte hue ghode?
 
 
 
 
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bhari bus mein ek ladki ke peechhe khade ladke ka khada aujaar ladki ko chhoo raha tha. ladki ne us ladke ko zor se thappad maara aur kaha, ‘kameene khud ko khade hone ki jagah nahin, toone isko bhi khada kar rakha hai.’
 
 
 
 
 

 

 

*** non veg Shayari in Hindi ***

After doing a great study and by visiting suitable rating we’ve come with this listing of those non veg Shayari in Hindi, Here non veg signifies all the specified Shayari are just for mature 18+, that is best for sharing with social networking platform such as WhatsApp, facebook, twitter etc.. 
 

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ek aadmi ne ek darjan ek hi rang ke bra khareeden ! biwi : tum paagal ho kya? log samajhenge ki main bra  nahin badalti ! pati : kaun log, ….teri maan ki ch*#$t… kaun log ?
 
 
 
 
 
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teechar, beta ye batao subah uth kar ladkiya apne aankhen kyon masalti hai ladka, kyon ki unke paas khujaane ke liye aand nahin hote teacher, get out maadar chod
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
khataranaak girlfriend wahi hai jo raat bhar chudne ke baad bole “janu ! maza nhi aaya once more
 
 
 
 
non veg Shayari in Hindi
 
 
 
 
 
hum to badnaam hue is kadar ki time dekhne ke liye bhi mobile baahar nikaalte hai to log kahte hai ye din bhar chut dekhta rahta hai phone mein.
 
 
 
 
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ladki chaahe kitne bhi chaalaak ho, ladka koi na koi kahaani bana kar *chod hi leta hai…*
 
 
 
 
non veg Shayari in Hindi
 
 
 
 
 
sex ke liye 2 mahat va poorn niyam: pahle baar is tarah karo ki jaise doosre baar kabhi milega hi nahin, aur doosre baar is tarah karo ki pahle kabhi kiya hi nahin!
 
 
 
 
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chudte waqt pat pat ki aavaaz sun kar patni ne pati se poocha .. jaanu ye aavaaz kaise aa rahi hai .. pati – meri jaan kaam bolta hai kaam
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
teachar “taaj mahal ke baad bhaarat mein pyaar ki badi nishaani kon si hai?” pappu muskuraate hue “ji raam rahim ki gufa”
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
vakeel ne paaro se poocha – haan to paaro ji, jab aapka balaatkaar hua tab aapne kya mahsoos kiya? . . paaro – ab kya bataoon vakeel saahab, laddo chaahe zabardasti hee kyon na khilaaya jae, lagta to meetha hi hai.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
chooja, mooja, ooja, kaanee, maanee, paanee, maav, bhaav, laav, joo, lo shoo. are ye padh to nahi liya tumne? . .. … “ye lulli chhoti karne ka mantar tha, beta tu to gaya.”
 
 
 
 
 
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wo apne suhaagraat pe, kamre mein cheekh cheekh ke kah raha tha ||||| meri zindagi ke humsafar , aand chhod land pakad…!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
arz kiya hai: udte howe phrok ko kaaboo mein rakho; udtee howe phrok ko kaaboo mein rakho; waah! waah! panty na pahna koi baat nahin, kam se kam bageecha to saaf rakho.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
hamaare ek muskuraahat par vo hamse sex kar baithe; vaah vaah. hamaare ek muskuraahat par vo hamse sex kar baithe; wo panty pahanne hi vaalee the ki ham phir se muskura baithe.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
pinky apne boyfriend ke saath ghoomne gaee thi. jiju ne dekh liya aur phone karke poocha, “beta, kahaan ho?” pinky: pareeksha dene aaee hoon. jiju: dhyaan se. is pareeksha ka parinaam nahin aana chaahiye.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
kitna adhoora lagta hai…jab baadal ho aur baarsaat na ho; jab zindagi ho aur pyaar na ho; aankhen ho par khwaab na ho; jab khada ho aur jugaad na ho.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
dil todne ki saza nahin milte; dil tootne ki vajah nahin milte; ladkiyaan to bahut fans jaati hain mere dost; bas unhen thokne ke jagah nahin milte!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
mile bhut saza unse dil lagaane ki; nazar lag gayi hamaare pyaar ko zamaane ki; qabr se nikle hue dono haath kahte hain, “bas aarzoo rah gayi uske choochiyaan dabaane ki.”
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
land ke bharose jiya nahin karte; choot ke pyaalon ko piya nahin karte; kuchh dost bhosdi ke aise bhi hote hain; jinke gaand mein ungli na karo to vo yaad kiya bhi nahin karte! 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 
 
 

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